sometimes a bag of sour patch kids and caramel frappuccino is a perfectly acceptable breakfast
the bathroom lighting is optimal for selfies
if your boyfriend doesn’t walk you to class, he doesn’t love you
it takes true talent to be able to walk, text, eat, and discuss the test you took last period all at the same time
stop signs in the parking lot are just there for fun. you don’t actually have to use them
be nice to the cafeteria ladies. they’ll hook you up
and, most importantly, the most difficult kids are the ones that need you most














